FB convos and why paraphrasing is fun

"You had me at all the birthdays...I agree to do what ever you want of me...So Milly what do you want of me?"

This could either be cake or a friend that loves cake. Either way, it sounds suspicious. This is some of the things that happen when you paraphrase FB conversations. Sometimes hilarity, sometimes dirtiness, other times a complete lack of sense.

This isn't even going to be a full post. You know the kind, with the lots of words and occasional creativity. No, this is simply because reposting that particular paraphrasing, whilst amusing, would get looks of consternation from certain friends and relatives on FB. I like looks of consternation better when it is either me or coming from someone I don't know and as such can't see the disappointment in their eyes due to my picturing the look in my head.  Also, I like the word consternation. 'Tis a good word.

Anyway, I just wanted to share that little piece of random amusingness so bye bye, perhaps later on i shall think of something more interesting to say.