so, a while ago me and a friend came up with a not so intelligent idea of competing with each other to make the best/worse Harry Potter related lightbulb jokes. These are my contributions:
How many Ravenclaws does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3
2 to debate it, 1 to write a muggles studies essay on it, and an exasperated Hufflepuff to give up and do it
How many Gryffindors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who knows, adventure is always more exciting in the dark
How many Deatheaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Don't know, they got distracted after a muggle told them it was a toaster
How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
8, because they will use any excuse to get away from an angry Molly
How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, cos teamwork is awesome!
How many House Elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, purebloods use candles
(courtesy of Kat my housemate)
knock knock
who's there?
you know...
you know who?
aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh
And my final joke...
Who would change a lightbulb the quickest, Flitwick or McGonnagle?
Anyway, I figured sharing is caring, but can also be a form of torture, have fun
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